Thursday, May 29, 2008

Paine

Dear Diary,

Dusty's getting away with all of this? He should be in jail more at least fired and the Coral Queen would no longer be his. So unfair, he's killing many animals with all of this poop flushing. Now he's throwing a party to say how much he loves the environment. First, he does not love the environment, he destroys it. Second, the money he gets from people donating is all for him, not the environment. Third he shouldn't be aloud to step foot on the Coral Queen. What happened next he totally deserved. It caught fire. The whole thing blew up. However he's blaming this fire on me. It happened at three in the morning when I was asleep. This "Detective" came over and had a talk with me. He won't even let me speak. He thinks I'm guilty and was probably hired by Dusty to put me in jail. Can you believe this. This detective is walking around the house just to come up with a clue, because he had none.

Dusty

Your accusing me of what? I would never. How? No! You get your hands off of me. I would never dump poop into the water, you know me Mr. Nice. The Coral Queen will still be mine, you can't take that away from me. This Kid got away with sneaking on board my ship. It's Paine's son he's a spy for Paine, now it all makes sense. That family is ruining my life. The purple stuff, well I can explain, it was fish food. I promise. Please don't take me. At least let me get a lawyer. I'm gonna sue Paine and his rotten good for nothing son, and Shelly my employee for helping them. Let me show you something, my hands are cupped together, right. This is my life. Then here comes the Underwood's. Bam, there goes my life. Fine I confess, of being innocent. Oh come on dumping an eancy weancy amount of poop in the water isn't that bad?I dumped how much?I mean someone dumped that much.Whatever I just want to call my wife and tell her that I need five thousand dollars. Theres no bailing? For how long? Ten years! Great.

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Noah #2

Dear Diary

Last night we made a plan to nail Dusty. I am on board the Coral Queen. I can barely breath in this crate. Uh-oh here someone comes. Ssh! Luno picked up my crate and lifted it onto the gambling ship.There was three fast knocks, me and Shelly's secret code. Few it's Shelly, now I can start my plan. We creep into the main room unseen. Then into the lady's room. I am in the ladies room, dumping food coloring into the toilet. How weird does this look? I am so nervous, how do I get out of here? Knock, knock. Oh no, what do I do . She opens the door and I run out dodging what seemed to be a thousand people. I plunged into the murky water nearly get killed by a manatee. Up onto Abbey boat and to safety. Good thing that Luno didn't see our faces. I don't want to see the look on moms face just torcher.

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Paine

Dear Diary,

I cannot believe that I broke out of jail one day early. This is a horrible situation, I am stuck at home with a tracking devise on. Home jail. Well at least I'm with my family. I wake up and Abbey is missing, I get so scared that I take off the tracking devise. So I could leave the house. It's been a long time, Noah thinks she went to the Coral Queen. So we ask Dusty if he's seen her. He starts this whole conversation about me sinking his boat. I'm trying to look for my lost daughter. Dusty asks his ticket booth guy if he's seen a little girl. The man had a Z shaped nose and looked like a criminal. I kept my distances from him. We hop in the car, and were driving. Hey theres Abbey! I hugged her nd then Donna and Noah. She had taped a movie of the Coral Queen dumping their poop into the water. Well kinda' a movie, you could tell she didn't know how to work the thing. It was crummy, but she tried. After A while police officer comes and arrests me for fooling arround with a tracking devise. But i'll be back, besides I'm only in here for 48 hours.

Abbey

Dear Diary,

Dad has done it again, except this time it is a really big problem. He's escaped jail, you know how many years they will put you in jail for? Two men were in a car crash, and everybody was helping him, and they forgot to lock his cell so he escaped. Right after that they were put in jail for drunk driving. He would have left that next morning, because there were only two cells open. Dad might get divorced from mom. Could you imagine living like that? Well when dad did come back mom was excited, well at least I thought so. They hugged at least. The good news is that dads home, and the bad news is that someone killed Lice. I'm really scared, we should move to Canada. That would be a lot better than living here. Everyone knows us for what dad did. Who killed Lice? Is that person out for me? It gives me the shivers just thinking about it. Why would anyone kill Lice, he didn't do anything to anyone, or did he?

Monday, May 26, 2008

Noah

Dear diary

I'm having some trouble with my dad. He's done something really bad this time, he sunk the Coral Queen. My dad thinks that theres something fishy going on with Dusty. To tell you the truth I believe him. But now my dads in jail and he's asked me to do something. Nail Dusty Muleman. Dad sinked the boat only to pay back dusty for dumping his poop into our beach. Thunder beach. My mom is not happy with my dad. She wants him to come home. But he refuses. Mom is talking about the d-word...divorce. The Coral Queen is a gambling ship that is owned by a rich man named Dusty Muleman. His son about my age is about the same as his father a bully who beats people up for no reason, just causing people harm. Lie me. He's mad at me because my daddy sun his daddy's boat. So he calls me names and threatens to hurt me. I wish my dad never sunk anything and we could live a regular life. I just hope mom doesn't divorce dad.